What Your Facebook Status Says About You
Description
5 Ways To Prove You’re Really In Love!
Why Dating A Geek/Nerd Is Good Strategy
Break-Up Do’s And Don’ts
The “Straight” Dope On Traditional Marriage
Things I Wish Mom Told Me About Dating
The Struggle of Modern Love
The Perils of Dating a Married Man
A Woman’s Guide Of Back Hair Acceptance
10 Things Every Single Man Needs
Epic Meet-Cute Scenarios for Online Daters
10 Things Every Single Woman Needs
INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE
Okay, you’re a girl. We get it. You’ve been one you’re whole life and will probably be one the rest of your life. You’re out to just be you and that quote is the only thing in the world that understands you right now! Wild hearts can’t be broken, right? Dance like nobody’s watching, right? Well we’re all watching. Enjoy the next Zac Efron movie.
WORN OUT MOVIE QUOTE
Oh cool you like Talladega Nights! Haha! Will Ferrell sure is funny! I love that “Dear Baby Jesus” scene! Oh nice I loved Step Brothers! “Boats and Hoes” LOL. Stop it. This movie came out years ago and absolutely every part of it is annoying now. But maybe it’s on TV so it’s quotable again right? And let’s be honest that boats and hoes stuff is pretty fucking awesome right? Absolutely wrong. We get you’ve seen the movie. We’ve all seen the movie. You must be pretty excited for The Hangover 3.
WHAT YOU DID/WILL DO TODAY
Believe it or not we absolutely do not care about how well the remodeling of your bathroom is going or how well lunch with your boyfriend went. Go live your life. Put down your phone and just go do those things. Sure some people may not know you’ve done those things but we didn’t really care anyway and you seem like the kind of person that verbalizes every thought they ever have because of it. Here’s an idea: get a diary. And then when you run out of space in that diary, burn it, and get a new one.
TIRED JOKE LIFTED FROM A WEBSITE
Hey that’s clever. It was pretty funny the first time I saw it on somebody else’s status three years ago. Also, not that funny. It looks bad when you steal jokes from the internet and portray them as their own. It’s not hard to pick the joke thieves out. Just think: is this person clever enough to come up with this themselves? (hint: probably not)
“LMS FOR…”
WHOA. Psychopath. When did you get so weird? Guess who I’m avoiding next time I’m in town. (It’s you). This also applies to anybody who liked this status.
SOMETHING POLITICAL
We’re all happy you feel the way you do and we’re all weirded out that you think proposing it on Facebook is going to change somebody’s mind. Well I’m sorry but in the 4,098,738 attempts, there have been zero successes in the history of Facebook. You’re just going to argue with some dumb asshole until you’re both dumb assholes. Congratulations on being a dumb asshole.
A JOKE YOU’VE WRITTEN
Hey that’s funny! And if it isn’t funny at least it’s original! I appreciate your originality and thanks for not deliberately wasting my time with bullshit!
NOTHING
Congratulations. You are everything that’s right in this world and I have a lot to learn from you, Internet Jesus.
Why Dating A Geek/Nerd Is Good Strategy
Break-Up Do’s And Don’ts
The “Straight” Dope On Traditional Marriage
Things I Wish Mom Told Me About Dating
The Struggle of Modern Love
The Perils of Dating a Married Man
A Woman’s Guide Of Back Hair Acceptance
10 Things Every Single Man Needs
Epic Meet-Cute Scenarios for Online Daters
10 Things Every Single Woman Needs
INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE
Okay, you’re a girl. We get it. You’ve been one you’re whole life and will probably be one the rest of your life. You’re out to just be you and that quote is the only thing in the world that understands you right now! Wild hearts can’t be broken, right? Dance like nobody’s watching, right? Well we’re all watching. Enjoy the next Zac Efron movie.
WORN OUT MOVIE QUOTE
Oh cool you like Talladega Nights! Haha! Will Ferrell sure is funny! I love that “Dear Baby Jesus” scene! Oh nice I loved Step Brothers! “Boats and Hoes” LOL. Stop it. This movie came out years ago and absolutely every part of it is annoying now. But maybe it’s on TV so it’s quotable again right? And let’s be honest that boats and hoes stuff is pretty fucking awesome right? Absolutely wrong. We get you’ve seen the movie. We’ve all seen the movie. You must be pretty excited for The Hangover 3.
WHAT YOU DID/WILL DO TODAY
Believe it or not we absolutely do not care about how well the remodeling of your bathroom is going or how well lunch with your boyfriend went. Go live your life. Put down your phone and just go do those things. Sure some people may not know you’ve done those things but we didn’t really care anyway and you seem like the kind of person that verbalizes every thought they ever have because of it. Here’s an idea: get a diary. And then when you run out of space in that diary, burn it, and get a new one.
TIRED JOKE LIFTED FROM A WEBSITE
Hey that’s clever. It was pretty funny the first time I saw it on somebody else’s status three years ago. Also, not that funny. It looks bad when you steal jokes from the internet and portray them as their own. It’s not hard to pick the joke thieves out. Just think: is this person clever enough to come up with this themselves? (hint: probably not)
“LMS FOR…”
WHOA. Psychopath. When did you get so weird? Guess who I’m avoiding next time I’m in town. (It’s you). This also applies to anybody who liked this status.
SOMETHING POLITICAL
We’re all happy you feel the way you do and we’re all weirded out that you think proposing it on Facebook is going to change somebody’s mind. Well I’m sorry but in the 4,098,738 attempts, there have been zero successes in the history of Facebook. You’re just going to argue with some dumb asshole until you’re both dumb assholes. Congratulations on being a dumb asshole.
A JOKE YOU’VE WRITTEN
Hey that’s funny! And if it isn’t funny at least it’s original! I appreciate your originality and thanks for not deliberately wasting my time with bullshit!
NOTHING
Congratulations. You are everything that’s right in this world and I have a lot to learn from you, Internet Jesus.
Début de l'événement
18.11.2022
Fin de l'événement
18.11.2022
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